function makeArray0() {
   for (i = 0; i<makeArray0.arguments.length; i++)
      this[i] = makeArray0.arguments[i];
}
var days = new makeArray0('Sun','Mon','Tue','Wed', 'Thu','Fri','Sat');
var months = new makeArray0('Jan','Feb','Mar','Apr','May','Jun', 'Jul','Aug','Sep','Oct','Nov','Dec');
function nths(day) {
   if (day == 1 || day == 21 || day == 31)
     return 'st';
   if (day == 2 || day == 22)
     return 'nd';
   if (day == 3 || day == 23)
     return 'rd';
   return 'th';
}
function y2k(number) { return (number < 1000) ? number + 1900 : number; }
function getCorrectedYear(year) {
    year = year - 0;
    if (year < 70) return (2000 + year);
    if (year < 1900) return (1900 + year);
    return year;
}
function LastModifiedDate(){
var dateError = new Date(document.lastModified);
var date = new Date(getCorrectedYear(dateError.getYear()), dateError.getMonth(),dateError.getDate());
var st = days[date.getDay()] +  ' ' + months[date.getMonth()] + ' ' + date.getDate() + nths(date.getDate()) +', ' + y2k(date.getYear());
return st;
}
function CurrentDate(){
var dateError = new Date();
var date = new Date(getCorrectedYear(dateError.getYear()), dateError.getMonth(),dateError.getDate());
var st = days[date.getDay()] +  ' ' + months[date.getMonth()] + ' ' + date.getDate() + nths(date.getDate()) +', ' + y2k(date.getYear());
return st;
}